before 12 noon:

1. tim horton donuts, 2 dozen

2. honey wheat pretzel twists, gallon plastic container

3. jose cuervo-filled chocolate bonbon, 1

4. phyllo-wrapped meat tube, possibly of  ”middle Eastern” origin,  indeterminate quantity

between 12 noon and 5 PM:

5. haagen-dasz pints and pumpkin pie, a lot

6. forgotten unopened bags of hallowe’en candy, 1 pound

after 7 PM:

7. free and un-ordered pistachio biscotti, 1

8. free and un-ordered fruity sorbet, 1 grape-sized scoop

items consumed in lieu of the above:

1. locally roasted organic sustainable mad cow-free coffee with half and half, at least 40 oz

2. cauliflower soup, bowl

3. romaine salad with Italian oil-packed tuna belly, capers, green beans and olives, large

4. mixed nuts, boatload

5. pan-seared duck breast with japanese turnips and broccoli rabe, not enough